Lyndon Baines Johnson. He's my cousin. Distant cousin, but cousin nonetheless. The second of two President's I'm related to, LBJ is from my father's side. From my mother's side I get William Howard Taft. There is a nice article over at Get Kempt on the Johnson Treatment. Below I've dropped in a video from that same post over at Kempt. Christ on cornbread, listening to LBJ order pants explains a lot about me. Anyway, enjoy. It's pretty damn funny.