Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Listen Up, Wankers!!!

Honestly, quit setting crap on fire over there!!  You're now seriously about to disrupt my Saturday morning of coffee drinking and enjoying our beloved Tottenham Hotspur beat the bejeezus out of Everton!  I've been looking forward to this since May, so don't fuck it up!!

Don't make me open this, damn it!


  1. Although it might inconvenience you, I for one would be more than happy if you prised open the lid on that can.

  2. I've written to the Queen requesting troops on the streets with live ammo.

    She might listen; her old Mum had a soft spot for the Spurs!

  3. I'm beginning to think the rioters set YOU on fire.

    Where the hell do you keep disappearing to, real life? :P