Wednesday, July 14, 2010

If You Want to Part the Red Sea...

...walk while holding the hand of a two year old.  I don't have any gardening tonight.  We went to our city's "Concert in the Park" which featured an 80's tribute band and me sneaking proper beverages in through coffee mugs.  Works wonders.

I did notice on the walk home, though, that as long as my two year old daughter was walking, very slowly I might add, people actually got out of my way.  They walked in the street, on the grass, on the dirt, wherever she wasn't.  I might be on to something here.  I'm pondering renting her out by the hour.  Sign up in the comments.


  1. Nothing clears a crowd like an approaching toddler.

    And shame on you, Toddler Pimp.

  2. These are tough times, Kyna, tough times.

  3. Hehehe...
    that's in reply to your question about the River God!

    What's the red in the glass, by the way? Only a sip left ;-)
    aka Alice's Garden Travel Buzz

  4. Ah, yes, Alice a very common problem here at Castle Turling. We don't concern ourselves with half full and half empty...just if there's any.

  5. Hahaha...I live finding new uses for small children.

  6. 80's music and sneaking in beverages, yes those two go together well...only we used 7-11 big gulp cups.